her·nia

: a protrusion of an organ or part (as the intestine) through connective tissue or a wall of the cavity (as of the abdomen) in which it is normally enclosed

Billy found himself in the hospital last weekend--not because he had Peter Pan peanut butter, but because he tried to push a van out of the snow and aggravated his hernia. They had to cut out the only fat on his body.

Party!

A good time was had by all. A couple days before the party, Billy found out that he won 25 free burritos from Chipotle. So we picked them up right before the party. Everyone was excited to get one! How did Billy do that, you ask? Well, I don't know. He always wins when there is something to be had. For instance, the ipod shuffle, free dinner for 10 at Yours truly, a guitar, concert tickets, and the list goes on. Let's just say he's one lucky guy. :)

And there was one special presentation for the winner of the
2006 Fantasy Football League: Timmy P.